- if we pee in the house, we must immediately brace ourselves to be transported outside.
- if we pee outside, we get a treat and lots of love.
- that we pee in the front yard, not besides the house.
- that the green cup brings us food.
- that food only comes if we relax.
- that we must sit down to have the leash put on or taken off.
- this thing around the neck (collar), sucks ass.
- that if we run into Ninface or Rewhead's feet and legs, it can hurt.
- that we don't growl at other dogs.
- we do not bite our owners hands when they feed us.
- the meaning of "relax" and all the love & amazing things it brings us.
